Chicago Diva On A Dime

Christmas is OFFICIALLY done! To the idiots who made the Fushigi ball. Wtf were you thinkin? $20 so my son can drop a heavy ball on my floor all night?

~ Lets work something out Santa, I know I have been a bad girl all year but you have to admit it you enjoyed watching it.

A real man makes me feel like I'm the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible woman alive. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of vodka.

~ Destiny may decide who touches your Life ~ Your heart may decide who touches your Soul ~ But...Tequila decides who touches your body~

I use profanity, the way Picasso used a paint brush

Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.

"I’m a choosy lover,I pick ‘em up,Talk a lot of shit, I hope its good as you putting out ....You think you’re the best,And I only want the best"